If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

• Released: 2025-10-10
• Genres: Drama
• Runtime: 1h 53m
• Status: Released
• TMDB rating: 6.3/10 from 422 votes

Directed by Mary Bronstein.

Top cast

• Rose Byrne as Linda
• Conan O'Brien as Therapist
• A$AP Rocky as James
• Danielle Macdonald as Caroline
• Delaney Quinn as Child
• Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring
• Ivy Wolk as Diana
• Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant
• Manu Narayan as Landlord
• Christian Slater as Father

Full cast & crew

Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

• United States: stream on HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max; rent on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home; buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home
• United Kingdom: stream on BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, BFI Player Apple TV Channel; rent on Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, Sky Store; buy on Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, Sky Store
• Canada: stream on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Crave, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Basic with Ads, Crave Amazon Channel; watch free on Hoopla; rent on Apple TV Store, CosmoGo, FlixFling, Amazon Video; buy on Apple TV Store, CosmoGo, Amazon Video
• Australia: stream on Stan; watch free on Hoopla; rent on JustWatch TV, Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Fetch TV; buy on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Fetch TV

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